LaLaLa

And this tree that has never done anything is fucking like destroying this beautiful, like really beautiful, fast moving thing.

—Why, why are you crying?

—Because Phoebe, am I the tree?

（这棵一事无成的树，它毁了这辆世间最美丽，最美好的，飞驰向前的车

怎么了，为什么哭了？

因为菲比，我就像那棵缺德树）

这段Mike把女友视为世间最美好的事物而自己则一事无成拖累了她真的太戳我了。Mike真的是小天使，真想抱抱他。